Beachside.

At 14 years old, the boy can probably understand.

Don’t worry about them. They’ll fall into line so very quickly. Again.

How wonderfully appropriate!

And Lemmy Silver for using the word “gauche”.

Like the election security council from his first term?

I hope the title refers to the world named after the second ordinal number, or you’re gonna be pretty upset to find you made a typographical or spelling error.

Can you really reject the tube after it’s been opened for you?

Heil Kitler.

Seriously, what is it with so many cats having mustaches?

I wonder if there’s a common author or two in those references that would serve to identify the anonymous reviewers.

That information is available if you press the “any” key.

I think it’s a “circle” of life.

Because voters care so much about character over policy…

A what?

(For those playing along at home, those “best beaches” are on the Big Island, while my suggestion is on Oahu.)

Waimanalo Beach is what you want!

It’s the Roman Republic all over again. A generation after Julius Caesar did the same, Rome was governed by an emperor.

COVID-19. The inflation that everyone hates was a result of COVID (and other knock-on effects like price gauging), and not all Biden’s fault. Biden has been cleaning up after Trump’s awful pandemic response, and it’s all Biden’s fault apparently, so let’s give the job back to the guy who messed it all up in the first place.

So the Brigadier will be disciplined, right? Right?

Baby, It’s Cold Outside. It’s such a fun song as the guy and girl go back and forth. Until you realize that he’s guilting her into sleeping with him. Eww!