The Last game I played was Splatoon 3. It really depends on a few things, Am I an Inkling/Octoling? Do I speak the language? Where am I? In Splatoon lore all humans died in mass floods, so if I was still human I would probably be studied. Also, if I’m in the middle of the ocean I would be screwed either way. Assuming that I am in a major city or at least near civilization, and I am an Inkling/Octoling, and I speak the language, I would be fine. As for what I would do, I would sign up to work at Grizco, and once I have enough money buy a gun and participate in turf wars to gain money, eventually buying an appartment.
I think you may have the fastest death in this thread. Average lifespan is what a couple minutes after launch tops?
That would have been an interesting statistic…
https://m.youtube.com/watch?v=k5RqahhwTw8&list=PL0QrZvg7QIgpgVfKp7o0fFLREgrOBvasd&index=8&pp=iAQB