This definitely happened. I know when I am hanging out with my gang buddies we always make sure to do our drugs in the middle of the street outside incredibly well surveiled corporate office parking structures.
When you’re colored you can just swagger right into the drugs den that’s blocking the techbro science factory, pants drooping around your knees, and say “yo, whassup. One drugs, please.”
I missed your very very specific posting style man, glad you’re back.
I am not the first to have it, however.
DIE more like DEI amirite?
DEI bart, DEI
Woke Bart, Woke
A gang doing drugs on a street outside of a parking garage attached to Twitter, a very real thing that happens.
I wonder if any of them had nunchucks or a really cool headband.
They were armed with rocket launchers (cool!) and flamethrowers (extra bazinga cool!) but they were very menacing and non white (bad!) trust me on this one, it’s for real!
Be careful, Los Locos might kick your ass!
I found a YouTube link in your comment. Here are links to the same video on alternative frontends that protect your privacy:
…a really cool headband.
A gang that announces to Elon and the security staff that follow him, that they are in fact a gang.
Salute to the drug gang blockading twitter HQ
arm and materially support the drug gang blockading twitter HQ
Drug gang did a much better job of it than Laura Loomer.
Two black guys smoking cigarettes?
It’s drugs when it’s gangs.
It’s “nootropics” when billionaires are K-Holing themselves into temporary escape from being loathsome pieces of shit that are hated by ex-wives and children alike.
Scary street drugs done by thugs
like weed when it isn’t for a rite of passage on the Joe Rogan Experience Billionaire vampires K-Holing themselves while dishing out designer drugs that evade codification because they’re primarily used by Silicon Valley sex pests for mind control attempts on their “pets”
Bro you are a billionaire. You have comical amounts of money. You could retain 100 fully armed knights with a stipend of 10 million dollars per annum, each, forever. How, how, HOW, do you not have your own muscle?
For someone as obsessed with surface level cyberpunk aesthetics as Elon is, you’d think he’d at least hire some LARPers to pretend to be Arasaka ninjas and guard him.
We really are living in cyberpunk-without-the-cyber, we don’t even get the cool cyborg cops kicking our doors in.
See his grand vision that he posted on Twitter for the future of Mars?
A fucking highway. With cars. With a red background.
Billionaires don’t have much imagination. It’s all yachts and private jets and abusing children on remote islands.
least hire some LARPers to pretend to be Arasaka ninjas
shit has any movie done this yet? a traditional build up of these HARD CYBER NINJAS and then the hero smacks one of them and the cosplay armor shatters and the rest of the bodyguards immediately back off
He’s deadnaming his own company
You are correct, but I think X is the deadname.
By doing the twitter/X thing he’s admitting that X is a horrible name that can’t stand on itself.
We’re all looking for the guy who made adequate housing unaffordable and a society so bad that people do drugs to forget about it for a bit
ELO~N: Wow a cyberpunk future would be so cool
Also ELO~N: A GANG was doing DRUGS near me
Even this man knows X is fucking joke.
cracker tweeting
didnt read lol
picture of asthmatic school children and their inhalers
Older than that now.
Elon, gated.
He didn’t have his Cyberguards execute them on sight? Skill issue.
“People doing drugs”
