Doctor: bugs-no make an appointment

Me: But I’m uninsured and unemployed, that’s not something I can easily do. Can we PLEASE refill my meds?

Doctor: bugs-no

guts-rage

Really fuckin pissing me off this morning

  • thebartermyth [he/him]@hexbear.net
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    3 months ago

    Uh actually this is a scheduled medication, so I’ll need to meet you in person and cough directly into your face for half an hour. And if you ask me to mask I’ll diagnose GAD. Being physically in the same space as you makes sure I can monitor for any suspicious fidgeting which could indicate drug-seeking behavior, a thing that is definitely not made up by insurance companies and the DEA.