MrSebSin@sh.itjust.worksM to Cyanide and Happiness@lemm.ee · 2 years ago14 August 2024sh.itjust.worksexternal-linkmessage-square104linkfedilinkarrow-up11.06Karrow-down140
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minus-squareMelodiousFunk@slrpnk.netlinkfedilinkarrow-up45arrow-down3·2 years agoSir, this is a Wendy’s physician’s office. You’re here for your annual checkup. I am just taking down some basic information before the doctor arrives. Please unclench your fists so I can take your pulse/Ox.
minus-squareAggravationstation@feddit.ukdeleted by creatorlinkfedilinkarrow-up26·2 years agoAin’t doing shit 'til I get that prostate exam.
minus-squarehaulyard@lemmy.worldlinkfedilinkarrow-up27arrow-down1·2 years agoHighly recommend doing shit prior to that.
minus-squared00phy@lemmy.worldlinkfedilinkEnglisharrow-up6arrow-down1·2 years agoInstructions unclear. Chores are done, but doctor is angry at me.
minus-squareAggravationstation@feddit.ukdeleted by creatorlinkfedilinkarrow-up4·2 years agoSomebody made an awful mess…
Sir, this is a
Wendy’sphysician’s office. You’re here for your annual checkup. I am just taking down some basic information before the doctor arrives. Please unclench your fists so I can take your pulse/Ox.Ain’t doing shit 'til I get that prostate exam.
Highly recommend doing shit prior to that.
Instructions unclear. Chores are done, but doctor is angry at me.
Somebody made an awful mess…
Leave my Ox alone, you cattle thief.