Hilarious. Stacey Vint you absolute dickhead.

I mean seriously let’s just think about it for a second - what did she expect? You have to be a serious fucking moron to even attempt this.

You’re an unfit untrained 34 year old woman, whipped up into such a racist fury, that you attempt some shit straight off the battlefields of Carthage, except you’re essentially riding the pig you set on fire and running into a horde of elephants.

Any of you who’ve been at a protest/riot and got up close to riot cops - let’s be real - they are big scary bastards. I don’t know where they find these apes but they’re fucking massive and have full permission from the state to smash your face in.

Like, I sometimes see a street copper and think… ‘I’m a big guy, I’ve done combat and contact sports, I think if that copper wanted to nick me he’d need a couple of mates to shepherd me in and get me down…’ But when the riot cop brigade comes marching out I think ‘fuck me, am i seriously about to get into beef with these absolute cave trolls?’ I’m often in awe at the size of these units, and their grizzled fuck-ugly mashed up faces… Proper measurehead thumblords. It’s like if you bred Ross Kemp with himself 8 times and then a final time with a 5kg slab of raw chicken.

Legitimately, you would need to be lacking in all critical thinking skills to try this ancient move.

She’s essentially gone and done a Boudicca.