• ChronosTriggerWarning@lemmy.world
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        3 months ago

        Nah, he loves me. I talk shit to him all the time…

        One time, he was bitching about how he’s the only one getting anything done at work. He said “I’ve done a million things today. I did A, and B.” And i asked him if that’s how he thought counting worked. “1, 2, a million? What is this, marine math?” And he fucking LOVED that. He uses “marine math” all the time now.