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🍹Early to RISA 🧉@sh.itjust.worksM to Greentext@sh.itjust.works · 1 year ago

Anon attempts blackmail

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Anon attempts blackmail

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🍹Early to RISA 🧉@sh.itjust.worksM to Greentext@sh.itjust.works · 1 year ago
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  • Sanctus@lemmy.world
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    Jfc, Anon. Blackmail is your first thought?

    • kylie_kraft@lemmy.world
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      it’s a green text, this almost certainly never happened

      • jballs@sh.itjust.works
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        Fake: Anon is clearly fantasizing about seeing his teacher naked.

        Gay: Anon’s first thought is to exploit this for video games.

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          Real: anon’s first thought is to exploit this for video games

          Gay: anon is not fantasizing about his teacher

        • ByteOnBikes@slrpnk.net
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          Fake: Anon is clearly fantasizing about seeing his teacher naked.

          Who hasn’t? You’re stuck in a room for a few hours every day all day and the mind wanders into some dark places.

          Mr. Appletree, you geriatric prime hunk of man… How many rolls cover your wrinkle stick?

          • jballs@sh.itjust.works
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            Yeah that was my point. Anon didn’t discover his teacher’s secret Only Fans account. He was just day dreaming.

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      I mean, there are worse things to have demanded besides a PS5. Sounds like anon is not as much a degenerate as they could’ve been.

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        blackmail never ends after the first demand tbh, if this was real the power over another person could get into his head more than it already has

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          Next he’s gonna ask for Spiderman pajamas and that she microwave his chicken nuggets.

      • MeDuViNoX@sh.itjust.works
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        Gaming PC or bust.

        • jaybone@lemmy.world
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          Or bust deez nuts

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        I would imagine / hope that most teachers doing OF would rather come clean and take the social fallout than get raped by a minor.

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          That’s not how any of that works.

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            Feel free to explain instead of doing a low effort reddit comment.

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              low effort diarrhea comment doesn’t deserve the effort.

              • GregorGizeh@lemmy.zip
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                Couldn’t agree more lol

        • shneancy@lemmy.world
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          the social fallout you’re talking about is a certain loss of their job, and a potential loss of their entire career. “Coming clean” could mean losing their livelihood and having to start from scratch, and today’s job market makes it hard even for qualified individuals to find a job they have 5 years of experience in.

          Blackmail wouldn’t be effective if it didn’t put you in a position of an impossible decision

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    If I was the teacher I would just put anon in special Ed classes

    • F/15/Cali@threads.net@sh.itjust.works
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      Why? Do you want to set back special ed?

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      Special Ed sounds like you’re insulting some poor dude called Ed.

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      it’s was not hers

      Might already be there

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        Plot twist, OP was homeschooled.

    • sir_pronoun@lemmy.worldBannedBanned from community
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      Removed by mod

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    It was her

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      Does it matter? Jerkin’ the gherkin

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    The fact she met anon but said wasn’t her, means THAT page wasn’t her. Anon just needs to find hers

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    deleted by creator

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    He really wants a PS5

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