Those poor anacondas didn’t want none. Oh, and if you’re smuggling snakes, maybe leave the machete at home?
I, too, travel with a snake in my pants
Bold of you to assume I’m hung that long.
I woke up, missing my fuckin’ dong…
The plot of Snakes on a Plane 2 looks awful.
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DUMBASS
At least someone didn’t poison the waterhole.
This is the best summary I could come up with:
Transportation Security Administration agents caught the unidentified man with a small bag in his pants with the small reptiles in it.
The bag was hidden in the passenger’s clothing, officials said.
The post included a photo of two small snakes that were found in what appeared to be a sunglasses bag, the AP reported.
The snakes were turned over to the Florida Fish and Wildlife Conservation Commission.
At the end of the week, TSA officers at JFK found a long machete from a man going through security.
Lesson learned: Don’t bring a machete to an airport checkpoint," the TSA spokesperson said in a social media post.
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why did he stop?
I assume they were trouser snakes?
