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minus-square🇰 🌀 🇱 🇦 🇳 🇦 🇰 ℹ️@yiffit.netlinkfedilinkEnglisharrow-up18·7 months agoI just need to figure out a way to monetize sleeping and I’ll be set for life.
minus-squarehipsterdoofus@lemmy.ziplinkfedilinkarrow-up6·7 months agoStart a twitch stream. The sleep stream fad has passed but I’m sure there’s still an audience who will pay to wake you up with bass boosted memes.
minus-squareyeehaw@lemmy.calinkfedilinkarrow-up4·7 months agoThere’s that Japanese guy that filmed his whole life on a Livestream or whatever.
minus-squareodelik@lemmy.todaylinkfedilinkarrow-up2·7 months agoTwitch, OnlyFans Cams, another cam site. Gotta sell what you’ve got and sexualize it to high hell.
minus-square🇰 🌀 🇱 🇦 🇳 🇦 🇰 ℹ️@yiffit.netlinkfedilinkEnglisharrow-up1·7 months ago Gotta… Sexualize it to high hell So sleep naked and stream it. Gotchu.
minus-squareodelik@lemmy.todaylinkfedilinkarrow-up1·7 months agoOr in very tight clothing. Mystery sells. Mix in some ASMR and wham bam thank you ma’am.
minus-squaredatelmd5sum@lemmy.worldlinkfedilinkarrow-up2·7 months agoI used to monitor systems remotely from my home. On night shift I had an alarm going every 12 minutes to check the screens and emails. Shitty sleep, but slightly better than no sleep.
minus-squareyeehaw@lemmy.calinkfedilinkarrow-up2·7 months agoYou could script this, likely. If something bad, sound alarm.
minus-squareWiz@midwest.sociallinkfedilinkEnglisharrow-up2·7 months agoI know you’re being sarcastic, but would there be something that fulfilled your heart that might remotely be monetizable?
I just need to figure out a way to monetize sleeping and I’ll be set for life.
Start a twitch stream. The sleep stream fad has passed but I’m sure there’s still an audience who will pay to wake you up with bass boosted memes.
There’s that Japanese guy that filmed his whole life on a Livestream or whatever.
Twitch, OnlyFans Cams, another cam site.
Gotta sell what you’ve got and sexualize it to high hell.
So sleep naked and stream it. Gotchu.
Or in very tight clothing. Mystery sells. Mix in some ASMR and wham bam thank you ma’am.
I used to monitor systems remotely from my home. On night shift I had an alarm going every 12 minutes to check the screens and emails. Shitty sleep, but slightly better than no sleep.
You could script this, likely. If something bad, sound alarm.
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I know you’re being sarcastic, but would there be something that fulfilled your heart that might remotely be monetizable?