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0x4E4F@sh.itjust.works to Funny@sh.itjust.worksEnglish · 1 year ago

How to be a pro sysadmin

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0x4E4F@sh.itjust.works to Funny@sh.itjust.worksEnglish · 1 year ago
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  • 🇰 🌀 🇱 🇦 🇳 🇦 🇰 🇮 🏆@yiffit.net
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    jams the tacks into his fingers so he can press Ctrl+c and Ctrl+v slightly sooner because the tacks extend his finger length

    Professionals know: No pain, no gain.

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      That’s some BDSM shit… wonder how you handle cactuses.

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        You just grab 'em anywhere and put 'em where you need.

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          Simple, elegant… I like it 👍.

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          “hey where do you want this cactus? … Yeah I can wait”

          starts doing busker tricks with cactus, bleeding profusely, happy

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        BSD*

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      Might I interest you in a career in DevOps. I think you’d be a perfect fit.

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