Wait you didn’t learn how world war 2 ended!

Hail to thee, Kamp Krusty

By the shores of big snake laaaake

Though your swings are rusty

We know they’ll never break

[LOUDER! FASTER!]

From your gleaming mess hall

To your hallowed baseball field

To your spic 'n span infirmary

Where all our wounds are healed.

Hail to thee, Kamp Krusty

Below Mt. Avalanche

We will always love Kamp Krustyyyyy…

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Don’t be the boy. Don’t be the boy. Don’t be the boy.

D’oh.

Can we call you Uncle Blacky?

Is this where he comes out saying that they didn’t finish the book and the kids all stop and he says “we won” and they all cheer and run off?