ZeroCool@slrpnk.net to Not The Onion@lemmy.worldEnglish · 8 months ago‘I’m trying to give you a better deal’: Customer pulls gun on Burger King employee for giving him a discountwww.firstalert4.comexternal-linkmessage-square56fedilinkarrow-up1376arrow-down110 cross-posted to: weirdnews@real.lemmy.fanohio@midwest.social
arrow-up1366arrow-down1external-link‘I’m trying to give you a better deal’: Customer pulls gun on Burger King employee for giving him a discountwww.firstalert4.comZeroCool@slrpnk.net to Not The Onion@lemmy.worldEnglish · 8 months agomessage-square56fedilink cross-posted to: weirdnews@real.lemmy.fanohio@midwest.social
minus-squareZeroCool@slrpnk.netOPlinkfedilinkEnglisharrow-up32·8 months agoSome poser hands me cake at a birthday party, whatchu want me to do with this, eat it? HAPPY BIRTHDAY TO THE GROUND!
minus-squareHazmatastic@lemm.eelinkfedilinkEnglisharrow-up3·8 months agoPhew, at least the rest of the cake is here
minus-squaredream_weasel@iusearchlinux.fyilinkfedilinkEnglisharrow-up3·8 months agoThis is exactly what I thought of, except the free hot dog verse.
Some poser hands me cake at a birthday party, whatchu want me to do with this, eat it?
HAPPY BIRTHDAY TO THE GROUND!
Phew, at least the rest of the cake is here
This is exactly what I thought of, except the free hot dog verse.