Any suggestions on getting it onto the bus?

  • Raged_norm@lemmy.worldEnglish
    18·
    1 year ago

    Say it with me -

    This is my trolley. There are many like it but this one is mine. My troller is my best friend. It is my life. I must master it as I must master my life. Without me, my trolley is useless. Without my trolley I am useless. I must steer my trolley true. I must steer straighter than my enemy, who is trying to get discounted meat quicker than me. I must get it from him before he gets it from me. I will. Before God I swear this creed: my trolley and myself are defenders of my shopping, we are the masters of my enemy, we are the saviours of my life. So be it, until there is no enemy, but peace. Amen.

    • zabil@lemmy.worldOPEnglish
      3·
      1 year ago

      Trollee or not trollee. That is the question we must ask ourselves upon rising daily. Do we let the wobbly wheel of life lead us astray to the central isle of distraction, or do we overcome it and stay true to the shopping list of life? No one can answer this but ourselves, and it is a daily battle.

  • Jagermo@feddit.deEnglish
    4·
    1 year ago

    Be careful, these are so called “Gittertiere” and they like to be in flocks.

  • totallynotaspy@kbin.social
    3·
    1 year ago

    Am I the only one?
    Step 1:go back to the car
    Step 2:grab whatever size coin is equivalent to the token (it’s a quarter here)
    Step 3: insert into broken cart and put good cart back first
    Step 4: put broken cart back at the end

    That way it’s the next rub’s issue.

    • zabil@lemmy.worldOP
      9·
      1 year ago

      It’s like that riddle with the fox and the rabbit and the cabbage that have a boat that can only hold two of them and ilthey need to get across a river without eating eachother on the boat. Or something.

      Unfortunately I failed at step 1 by coming on a bus. Still need to get the trolley on the bus to go home, to get the coin, back on the bus and move on to step 2. There is no other way.

  • DarkThoughts@kbin.social
    2·
    1 year ago

    They don’t work for side loaders, but you can get shopping cart keys for your key ring or whatever you use, that you can plug in and then immediately pull out once it is unlocked. Just don’t be an ass and bring the cart back of course.