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    10 months ago

    Thing 1: “Sweetie, did you pack the camping throw pillows?”

    Thing 2: “No”

    Thing 1: “Did you pack the oriental rug?”

    Thing 2: “No”

    Thing 1: “Where is the camping banner we hang in our camping doorway?”

    Thing 2: “I have no idea”

    Thing 1: “You haven’t packed a single thing for our camping trip!”

    Thing 2: “Of course not, the camp concierge, camp valet, and camp bellhop handle such things. Now please, you are disturbing my authentic Tibetan Champagne Colonic”