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oldmanalex@sh.itjust.works to Shitposting@lemmy.today · 23 hours ago

But first... pull down your pants

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But first... pull down your pants

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    22 hours ago

    Literal shitposting

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    What’s easier than pooping?

    Now people will carry around foldable stylish “pooping stools” hanging from their belt or some shit, i just know it.

    “You’re not cool without the stool, bro”

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      It’s come and gone as a fad for a long time. Heck, the Shark Tank episode was well over a decade ago.

      https://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/Squatty_Potty

      I don’t see people carrying around stools, and MAYBE a few Tik Tok video trends might show up, but aside from that I doubt it will ever happen.

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        I remember their commercial being all over Reddit in the middle of my “it’s ok to be a centrist liberal” phase when we all successfully hunted down the Boston bombers https://youtu.be/YbYWhdLO43Q

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        We still have a couple of them in our house

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    They’re my pants, I’ll shit them if I want to.

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    Damn, we got ads for the Squatty Potty on Reddit right before it jumped the shark. Is Lemmy about to be taken over? /s

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    Don’t tell me what to do. I’ll pull down my pants if I feel like it.

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      22 hours ago

      This goes double at work and the food court.

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        Ultimate flex at work:

        Walk up to the whiteboard. With one hand in the pocket of your sharp suit, strike an elegant ad pose as you squeeze out a log in your briefs and assert dominance over the department. “Winners take shits, we don’t give them”, you say confidently.

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    Maybe those pants have a trap door in the back like old school long johns did.

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    https://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/Don't_Shit_Your_Pants

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