Literal shitposting
What’s easier than pooping?
Now people will carry around foldable stylish “pooping stools” hanging from their belt or some shit, i just know it.
“You’re not cool without the stool, bro”
It’s come and gone as a fad for a long time. Heck, the Shark Tank episode was well over a decade ago.
https://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/Squatty_Potty
I don’t see people carrying around stools, and MAYBE a few Tik Tok video trends might show up, but aside from that I doubt it will ever happen.
I remember their commercial being all over Reddit in the middle of my “it’s ok to be a centrist liberal” phase when we all successfully hunted down the Boston bombers https://youtu.be/YbYWhdLO43Q
We still have a couple of them in our house
They’re my pants, I’ll shit them if I want to.
Damn, we got ads for the Squatty Potty on Reddit right before it jumped the shark. Is Lemmy about to be taken over? /s
Don’t tell me what to do. I’ll pull down my pants if I feel like it.
This goes double at work and the food court.
Ultimate flex at work:
Walk up to the whiteboard. With one hand in the pocket of your sharp suit, strike an elegant ad pose as you squeeze out a log in your briefs and assert dominance over the department. “Winners take shits, we don’t give them”, you say confidently.
Maybe those pants have a trap door in the back like old school long johns did.




