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oldmanalex@sh.itjust.worksBanned to Shitposting@lemmy.today · 2 months ago

Ts gotta be ragebait

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Ts gotta be ragebait

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oldmanalex@sh.itjust.worksBanned to Shitposting@lemmy.today · 2 months ago
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    I don’t continue to pay my hooker after the deed, Skylar… and she’s fine with that. Grow up.

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      Wait, what? This is going to save me SO much money …

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        You guys have hookers?

        • SpaceNoodle@lemmy.world
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          You don’t?

          • vrek@programming.dev
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            How do you put bait on your fishing line without a hook and a person to attach the hook aka a hooker?

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              Don’t need to 'bate if you’ve got a hooker.

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                This could be such a time saver…

              • vrek@programming.dev
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                Are fish attracted to sex workers?

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                  Depends.

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    This is comedy gold. Want flowers, go buy them.

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    So guys should never start sending her flowers. Got it.

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    surprised Pikachu face

    You mean they were trying to buy my affection!?

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    What is she doing for HIS happiness?

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    Duh

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