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Cookie Monster is excited to eat a massive cookie. Elmo is very excited and is cheering Cookie Monster. There is a man who is shocked and may be trying to get Cookie Monster not to eat the cookie.
Text underneath: Elmo encouraged Cookie Monster to eat the cookie laced with 5,000,000 mg of THC. Cookie Monster didn’t know the cookie was laced with THC. Elmo is a dick.
5,000,000 mgs is ~11 lbs of weed
Worse, it’s 11 lbs of pure THC. Most pot is about 20% THC by weight from what I could find online, so that cookie has the equivalent of about 55 lbs of weed.
I truly appreciate that the math was done on this. We all truly get to appreciate the absurdly high number that 5,000,000 THC is.
He’ll be fine. Most of the cookie ended up in crumbs on the ground around him.
The ants meanwhile…
Obligatory ‘Spiders on Drugs’ video from 17 years ago: https://m.youtube.com/watch?v=sHzdsFiBbFc
