🍹Early to RISA 🧉@sh.itjust.worksM to Greentext@sh.itjust.works · 1 year agoAnon cooks something they read on the internetsh.itjust.worksimagemessage-square92linkfedilinkarrow-up1842arrow-down116
arrow-up1826arrow-down1imageAnon cooks something they read on the internetsh.itjust.works🍹Early to RISA 🧉@sh.itjust.worksM to Greentext@sh.itjust.works · 1 year agomessage-square92linkfedilink
minus-squarestarman2112@sh.itjust.workslinkfedilinkarrow-up19·edit-21 year agoLet me put it this way: one time, I got pulled over for having two license plates showing, and a headlight out. When the officer asked for my ID and proof of insurance, I didn’t have either on me. He let me go with a warning
minus-squareAngryCommieKender@lemmy.worldlinkfedilinkarrow-up7·1 year agoGood God, you may be whiter than I am. Casper the friendly ghost claims that he’s got a better tan than I do.
Let me put it this way: one time, I got pulled over for having two license plates showing, and a headlight out. When the officer asked for my ID and proof of insurance, I didn’t have either on me.
He let me go with a warning
As white as driven snow
Whiter, even
Good God, you may be whiter than I am. Casper the friendly ghost claims that he’s got a better tan than I do.
Neon white.