“Hey kid - how would you like to fulfil a prophecy?”
“Again? …alright then, but there better be cake this time!”
Looks it’s 50/50 demented but sexy fae bliss or Prion disease. Ill take my chances.
“yesterday I saw a deer”
That deer is going to lead you deep into the woods to a cake that makes you forget you name, and shoe size.
Why would I need to know shoe sizes when all I have are split hooves?
I don’t remember what business decisions and all day agile release train meetings are, but the grass on the eastern side of that little hill is fresh and delicious. Let’s drink from the cold spring and jump of pure joy!
Where is this so i can avoid it?
No worries! My RL name sucks anyway and my feet are easily measured 🤷🏻
Obviously, I’m still going to go, of course.
There could be some good loot in there after I deal with whatever the fuck eldritch horror is waiting for me. Plus, the deer is cute.
They’re just gonna have to fool me thrice or more times 😁
