Oh, they better get fucked with their “easy” spyware features.

I prefer the permanent anal probe implant. Saves clicks, and I don’t even have to check my hair before I open the camera app!

yikes

Let’s make bets. How long until you have to upload your dna?

Why is there an rss bot posting google links in the hackernews community? /u/patrick@lemmy.bestiver.se at least give people the archived link.

HOW ABOUT NO