WASHINGTON — U.S. Secretary of War Pete Hegseth announced that he is rolling out a new program to ensure that the military is at its “absolute best” by personally checking the erection strength of all servicemen over the age of thirty, according to confused sources within the Pentagon.
jesus. what’s up with his old man hands? you know he never washed dishes in his life, so what’s going on?
i love the look though lol. blue suit, red tie, crisp white shirt–not-so-subtle nod to the american flag, which is supposed to make all his whiney diarrhea go down nice and easy. you see, this is a guy who really cares about his country! i’ve never even seen a pic of george washington giving respect to the flag like that.
this look is called ‘patriot core’ btw.
some loser who gets paid 200k a year to ‘style’ these dweebs came up with this, and the sad thing is that it probably works.
Hegseth famously does not believe in germs.