USA: Prison
Canada: Antisocial Prison
Italy: Camp
France: Dirty Prison
Sweden: Ikea showroom
Switzerland: Monochrome Minimalist
Norway: Winter shut-in
Denmark: College dorm
How can I get life in prison in Denmark for shoplifting? 🤤
I bet if you killed someone while shoplifting that’ll get you close.
What about looked at them real mean? I could muster a threat. “I’d kill you!”
Might work, might not. Best to play it safe.
You don’t usually get that for murder.
How about if I continuously insult the guard’s mother. Can I go on a month to month thing?
I don’t know for other countries but the Swiss image does not represent the reality. Overcrowded and ageing prisons are a big problem.
Yo Sweden and Denmark don’t look too bad
Our band spent the night at the Ottawa Jail Hostel once and had a great time! Someone even wrote a song about it but I can’t find it now.
But man, Denmark looks like such a perfect little man cave. I’m jealous now!
