I can’t stop laughing
Preventing another Jan. 6
Biden scraps Trump’s paint scheme for Air Force One
Biden recommends loosening federal restrictions on marijuana
Countering China with a new alliance between Japan and South Korea
Union-busting gets riskier
Biden empowers federal agencies to monitor AI
The U.S. is producing more oil than anytime in history
is in the same article as
Renewable power is the No. 2 source of electricity in the U.S. — and climbing
where BOTH are presented as good things
These are real subheaders from an article about things Joe Biden did
Someone please burn this shithole down already
Preventing another Jan. 6
joe biden prevented another January 6th so far because THERE LITERALLY HASN’T BEEN ANOTHER PRESIDENTIAL ELECTION SINCE THEN YOU FUCKING MELON
Biden scraps Trump’s paint scheme for Air Force One
OH, TAKE THAT, CHEETO BENITO, WE FOILED YOUR DASTARDLY PLAN TO CHANGE THE PAINT JOB ON AN AIRPLANE. DRUMPF FINISHED
Biden recommends loosening federal restrictions on marijuana
THE HIGHEST FORM OF BIDEN ACHIEVEMENT; A RECCOMENDATION WAS MADE. HOW CAN YOU TANKOIDS POSSIBLY NOT SEE THE INCREDIBLE DECISIVE ACTION WHEN THE MOST POWERFUL MAN IN THE COUNTRY POLITELY MADE A RECCOMENDATION OF THE MOST OBVIOUS SHIT ON EARTH???
It’s just so hilariously, unabashedly pro lib
We should vinyl af1 and unveil a bunch of “special liveries” whenever some white house staffer gets bored
Waifu wrap air force 1
By my count there have been 3 January 6’s since he took office. Checkmate libs
To quote my liberal friend, “Hey man, any day could be a Jan 6. You don’t need an election to riot like a moron.” How can I argue against such impenetrable reasoning?
Kind of inspiring tbh
Renewable power is the No. 2 source of electricity in the U.S. — and climbing
No. 1 - Non-renewable power. No. 2 - Renewable power
And “renewable power” is a shitty term anyway as it excludes nuclear which is very important.
A third of this is just “proposed but unfinalized draft recommendations,” another third is taking credit for other people’s work, and then the last third is pointless civility crap. Literally nobody has been able to come up with a single thing Biden has done besides the infrastructure bill that isn’t building or maintaining infrastructure
Uhh he made the CHIPS act which has so far only resulted in one grant, to a factory making F-35 chips in New Hampshire.
Half of these are just “warmongers with China”
It must be so demotivating for a White House staffer to dress up Biden’s pathetic failures as accomplishments and sell it to the press.
Preventing another Jan. 6
yeah suck it there was only one inept coup attempt
Only one inept coup attempt so far
Jan. 6 2025 is a day that will live in infamy.
my wife left me but i will be votting for joe to make pain bettetr
joe bring back my darling wife next
if you can do alll that you can bring back my wife
i read drone armies in the subheading and thought wow maybe this list is impartial or at least throws a few bad things in there to SEEM impartial…
nope! its about expanding our wonderful drone armies specifically to threaten China lol
- Biden recommended hexbear as the true home of posters.
Biden moves to bring microchip production home
His hawkish trade policies are different than Trumps though
Tech firms face new international restrictions on data and privacy
lol, the us doesn’t even do half of what does
beer brew here is the beer brew here ooh thanks earth rider great lakes