Uh oh hot water be broken.
They say bad luck comes in 3’s but for water related bad luck it’s a bit more than that.
Double check the breaker didn’t flip. My neighbor got rinsed by a plumber who replaced his HW ($2900) only to find out it was the breaker, he subsequently got rinsed by the electrician ($350 breaker + $600 callout fee). He was too shy to negotiate which didn’t help.
Hot water broken during Summer - ok. Hot water broken during Winter - fuck.
Nooo! Hopefully you’ve got somewhere to go where you can have a hot shower. I’m not sure if it’s still running, but if you have gas appliance and will switch to electric there might be some government rebate? You’d have to investigate. But I hope it can get fixed quickly!
There’s this old saying I know and I don’t know where it came from and I don’t know if I’m saying it right. If anyone knows more that would be great. I’ve put it in a spoiler because it might be dirty. 😂
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I’m gonna ride you like a government mule.
Ps. Husband thinks it came from the WWE wrestling.
This was answered on Google questions back in 2005
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So yes, it is used in wrestling, and the phrase is “beat you like a government mule” but “riding a government mule” is similar enough
Omg. I was very close. Thank you for this.
Cool. My tax return has an estimated return date.
Wooo!
Miss Seagoon and I are going to the Roman exhibition at the museum tomorrow so I’ve done my chores today.
looking forward to the day out 😊
Something really weird is happening with YT. This weekend - no ads. Not quite not one, but very close. A couple before, none during and very few after any particular video. In video sponsors of course, but absolutely NO chemists warehouse or jb-hi or the like. Has something broken?
🤷♀️I don’t see ads anyway
Still feel like I am teetering on the edge of a full head old but it’s not progressing. Gonna rug up anyway and go to the farmers market for yummies. Anyone need anything?
Get yerself some oranges.
Done! And honey. And lots of puppy dog pats. And an unholy amount of goat cheese from a dairy that’s going out of business :-(. But that can wait until I am a bit less snotty.
Green veg and a loaf of nice crusty bread please.
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Oh dear. Pokemon run at the mall, found an 80% off kitchenware sale. Also a plush brontosaurus.
Got replacement batteries for the kids’ watches. I’ve been considering getting a watch repair kit off Aliexpress so cheap battery watches wouldn’t be such a hassle. I think I might get one now.
The last thing you want to do is bend your shim tool or use something like a screwdriver or razor blade and have it shoot out into your finger. Then be in that situation where you’re like, “It looks deep but it’s not bleeding, and it didn’t hurt too much.” Then the blood starts coming out and doesn’t stop.
I think I shall make sure if I take vitamins that have maltitol I will take them in the mornings from now on. 😐💦
This sounds like experience speaking.
I woke up three times last night 😠
Aaaaaaggghhhh. Feels.
Fuck malitol.
it is malitol, mannitol, internets was making me think I knew it wrong all along, ( fuck internets, I used to use it to fact check, now it’s getting worse than useless )
anyway, that kind of stuff
I used to see it in a lab on a shelf and had it by the brown glass jar
if you ingest it it’s a diuretic
fuck that whole sugar alcohol family of sweeteners.
Hear hear!
If you’ve not read the sugar free haribo gummy bear review, do so. Fuck fake sugars!
indeed, I once ate a tiny little packet of fruit ones, 50g was enough for full effect 😐
Mwahahah there are now 1.5kg bags of cheekies within walking distance to my house. Time to work on my festive plumpage
I read that as plumage
also, I have been known to buy the 1kg packs of sour feijoas from new zealand
I shall wear cheekies in my hair to the delight of all the children
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A nice cup of tea and a slice of fairy cake please chef.
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Thanks Chef! Have you had a good brekkie too? Sometimes I worry.
Yes. We had scrambled eggs on rice. We appreciate your thoughts.
Can I please have some spicy instant noodles served in a pumpkin soup?
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