YarraByte@aussie.zoneM to Melbourne@aussie.zone · 12 days agoDiscussion Thread 🦜 Saturday 11 July 2026message-squaremessage-square69linkfedilinkarrow-up111arrow-down10
arrow-up111arrow-down1message-squareDiscussion Thread 🦜 Saturday 11 July 2026YarraByte@aussie.zoneM to Melbourne@aussie.zone · 12 days agomessage-square69linkfedilink
minus-squarePilk@aussie.zonelinkfedilinkarrow-up8·12 days agoRemind me to look into training the city’s ravens to find money and jewellery
minus-squareRusty Raven @aussie.zoneMlinkfedilinkarrow-up5·12 days agoJust make sure you pay appropriate wages. Plus penalty rates for weekends and night shift. We are unionised, you don’t want to get on the wrong side of the flock.
minus-squarePilk@aussie.zonelinkfedilinkarrow-up4·12 days agoAll ravens will be generously compensated. The cafeteria will be replete with insects, nuts and chopped fruit (small mammals on Sundays) at no cost.
minus-squareCEOofmyhouse56@aussie.zonelinkfedilinkarrow-up4·12 days agoPickpocketing or random stuff that people have dropped?
minus-squareCEOofmyhouse56@aussie.zonelinkfedilinkarrow-up5·12 days agoCool. I have a side hustle idea for you. Train a raven to retrieve lost airpods. Hold them for ransom until the owners cough up. You’re welcome.
Remind me to look into training the city’s ravens to find money and jewellery
Just make sure you pay appropriate wages. Plus penalty rates for weekends and night shift. We are unionised, you don’t want to get on the wrong side of the flock.
All ravens will be generously compensated. The cafeteria will be replete with insects, nuts and chopped fruit (small mammals on Sundays) at no cost.
Pickpocketing or random stuff that people have dropped?
Yes
Cool. I have a side hustle idea for you. Train a raven to retrieve lost airpods. Hold them for ransom until the owners cough up. You’re welcome.