this is a real thing people have said to me when I brought up that capitalism is evil

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    4 days ago

    You start with a goat. You negotiate for some if its blood (this is an anarchist community kitchen, so we gotta go vegan, there’s extra steps here). Then you clone that blood in a lab so its no longer directly an animal product.

    You draw a pentagram with the ‘goat’ blood in any room with a sink a prep surface and a heating element while chanting a curry burrito recipe.

    Sacrifice an hour of your time to meetings.

    End with a bitter argument about whether honey is vegan.

    And it is done.