If the transporter doesn’t automatically beam all of the poop and pee and fart gasses from inside your body into some waste system, then what’s even the point?
Yeah the transporter can stop a phaser in mid discharge. Why not also just clean out your bowels for you. In fact why even get up and shit and shower in the morning. Seems like the transporter could beam you out of bed and do all of that for you.
In the Star Trek universe, I’ve realized it’s not too good to think about how many problems transporter could solve. It would be obvious if you were in-universe and using transporters a lot.
For example, how often could a problem be solved by transporting an enemy into space or by starting a transport and then intentionally purging their pattern from the buffer?
Quite often, I suspect. Technically, they should be able to use the transporter and buffer to copy and save the state of people too.
Log all the lifesigns on the ship. This is done every morning, or whenever people board or leave the ship, or just before people head out on an away mission.
Compare log to previous saved log. If there’s any difference, notify command to investigate.
When beaming an away party back, beam them directly into quarantine until they’ve been checked against their medical records, or the pre-transport saved state.
If the ship is boarded during an attack, beam all non-registered lifeforms into space (or into the replicator nutrient pool for reuse)
If an away team member is killed, restore from your transporter backup.
Struggling with an engineering problem? Copy a few more Geordies from the stored transporter state.
It almost seems sacrilegious, but I only have digital copies of Bookworm. I like your random Japanese one… I’ve been reading the manga in Japanese, and have read a few different web novel series in Japanese, but I’m not quite as confident about LNs.
The picture from my profile is one of my favorite lines from the series, where Rozemyne tells Ferdinand not to treat her a certain way because she’s just a normal girl. Ferdinand tells Rozemyne that a normal girl wouldn’t become a librarian, which spurs her to declare that she’ll become the weirdest girl ever. They just did that scene in the after-credits scene from the anime episode that came out this week.
Didn’t realize the anime resumed! These were special furigana versions of the books for children. Picked them up on vacation in Japan. Searched everywhere but couldn’t find them in Akihabara, instead they were in a random bookstore in a giant mall next to the Tokyo Skytree. Sad to say I don’t know Japanese except for a few tourist and anime words and I’ve not yet put in the work to try to read them.
If the transporter doesn’t automatically beam all of the poop and pee and fart gasses from inside your body into some waste system, then what’s even the point?
Yeah the transporter can stop a phaser in mid discharge. Why not also just clean out your bowels for you. In fact why even get up and shit and shower in the morning. Seems like the transporter could beam you out of bed and do all of that for you.
In the Star Trek universe, I’ve realized it’s not too good to think about how many problems transporter could solve. It would be obvious if you were in-universe and using transporters a lot.
For example, how often could a problem be solved by transporting an enemy into space or by starting a transport and then intentionally purging their pattern from the buffer?
Quite often, I suspect. Technically, they should be able to use the transporter and buffer to copy and save the state of people too.
It might slightly ruin the drama.
That’s how you get a ship full of amoral Garys.
You might enjoy the light novel series “Saving 80,000 Gold in Another World for My Retirement”.
Believe it or not, I am just about finished with the current LN series I am rereading, and was just wondering what to do next.
Oh nice, is that Myne in your profile? I really need to re-read Bookworm and start the Hannelore series.
It almost seems sacrilegious, but I only have digital copies of Bookworm. I like your random Japanese one… I’ve been reading the manga in Japanese, and have read a few different web novel series in Japanese, but I’m not quite as confident about LNs.
The picture from my profile is one of my favorite lines from the series, where Rozemyne tells Ferdinand not to treat her a certain way because she’s just a normal girl. Ferdinand tells Rozemyne that a normal girl wouldn’t become a librarian, which spurs her to declare that she’ll become the weirdest girl ever. They just did that scene in the after-credits scene from the anime episode that came out this week.
Didn’t realize the anime resumed! These were special furigana versions of the books for children. Picked them up on vacation in Japan. Searched everywhere but couldn’t find them in Akihabara, instead they were in a random bookstore in a giant mall next to the Tokyo Skytree. Sad to say I don’t know Japanese except for a few tourist and anime words and I’ve not yet put in the work to try to read them.
In the future, rich people won’t bother with toilets. They’ll just abuse transporters.
In the mean time, they’ll just shit all over everyone else.