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- lemmyshitpost@lemmy.world
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- TheShitpostOffice@lemmy.dbzer0.com
- lemmyshitpost@lemmy.world
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Honestly I think I would apply for this job. Worst case scenario i get it and collect that 150k salary until they fire me for not actually knowing how to code because all I can do is ask Claude to do shit for me.
I need to take advantage of the idiots at the top of the food chain who are still gullible enough to buy into the Aai craze in dumb ways like this.
Maybe I can make enough to cushion the impact the bubble bursting is going to have on my finances.
I will attest to that Furbag is highly skilled in using Claude with 15 years of experience, and a good team player that never eats their colleagues lunch from the fridge and looks very attentive at teams calls, to keep them you will need to pay an extra 50k as a retention bonus.
/VVV
They’ll find their person in May of 2035 🤦
The good news is, you can tell claude it’s 2016 and it will adjust accordingly. So capture that log and share it with HR. Congrats, you are a time traveling software dev.




