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Look at these leftist parents wanting to protect their trans kids.
Never in a million years would I let my kid transition… to being a Floridian.
Sadly I was Assigned Floridian at Birth, AFAB.
There’s two too many Fs on my birth certificate, anyone know how to remove them?
Son, come here. your mother and I want to talk to you. we were cleaning your room and we…
(sobs)
(mother consoles dad)
I found a brochure for Tampa!
(mother cries out “whhhyyy”)
Tampa?? son, are you a gay?
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Why are you NOT gay?
Don’t do it, kids. It’s not as great as it seems. Bikinis, cocaine, alligators, cocaine, Miami, beaches, Disney World, cocaine…
Truly, though, as a 30 year Florida resident, the last 10 years living in the PNW have been such a real positive change in my life.
I only lived in Florida for like 6 years. But that’s enough to know that sums up Florida. I would just add transients and elderly to the list
This is the first time I’ve laughed at a The Onion post. Keep it up.
