My cousin Constantius jerked off in public once. True story. He was on a pilgrimage to Mt Vesuvius when all of the sudden the mountain went. The ground started shaking around, going out of control. So he decides it’s all over and whips it out and starts beating it right there.
My cousin Constantius jerked off in public once. True story. He was on a pilgrimage to Mt Vesuvius when all of the sudden the mountain went. The ground started shaking around, going out of control. So he decides it’s all over and whips it out and starts beating it right there.
Well, did he cum, or what?
Jesus Christ, man. There’s just some things you don’t talk about in public.
It’s an older meme, sir, but it checks out.