Like … I’m a nice guy and all

-edit: spelling-

  • Victor@lemmy.world
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    3 months ago

    Gosh, he’s so disheveled and slumped compared to the others. Time to throw in the towel there, big gut. Time to enjoy life in a wheel chair at the home. 👍

    • BeardededSquidward@lemmy.blahaj.zone
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      3 months ago

      I want him to die in office, I want him to make it such a shit storm that even the most “enlightened centrist” can argue for it. I want it to be an absolute mess that it’ll shove the republicans away from the presidency and hopefully congress for a few decades at least if not right out. This man will burn the GQP ship he’s on if he’s going out and I want him to.

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      3 months ago

      Lol, no. Don’t you see, there is someone there with a tan suit jacket. Obviously trump shines by comparison. Literally glowing.

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      3 months ago

      Its always been strange to me that his suits never fit him. It’s one of the least strange things about him, but still…

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        3 months ago

        I’m guessing he’s so out of shape that no suit can be tailored to fit him well. All his suits are doing is working as a curtain to hide his body shape. That’s why it’s so oversized. Much like the clothes on a pregnant actress who plays the part of a person who isn’t supposed to be pregnant.

        I never see him with a buttoned suit jacket e.g.

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          3 months ago

          I never see him with a buttoned suit jacket

          That’s great! We need to internet sleuth this. Not me, but someone with time and focus on their hands.

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            3 months ago

            Also not signing up to flip through a bunch of Trump pictures 😅🖐️🚫

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    3 months ago

    He’s so decrepit that that’s as high as he can raise his hand to give a thumbs up to the camera.

    Edit: Also, am I crazy or is his suit even looser and more ill-fitted than usual. I’d guess that he’s wasting away but they don’t want to tailor his suits any better so he’s just swimming in all the extra fabric.