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ZeroCool@piefed.ca to The Onion and other satire w/ layers@sh.itjust.worksEnglish · 2 months ago

Trump insists it's very normal for the winners of wars to pay billions to the losers

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Trump insists it's very normal for the winners of wars to pay billions to the losers

www.thebeaverton.com

ZeroCool@piefed.ca to The Onion and other satire w/ layers@sh.itjust.worksEnglish · 2 months ago
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WASHINGTON D.C. - As details leak of the Iran-US peace plan, including a rumoured $300 billion reparations payment from the US to the Iranian regime, President Donald Trump was quick to reassure supporters that this by no means indicates that the US lost the war.
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    UHM, NO??? It’s usually the losers who pay back the winners??? For loss and damages of their own home country. It’s really funny how he thinks throwing money at the problem will solve any issues. Far as we know they still want his head.

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      Ate the onion?

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        FUCK thought it was the “not the onion” LMAO

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          I had to look twice. Fucked timeline.

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        New level achieved! The source, while not literally the onion, is still confusing people. That being said, I expect a lot of smelly breath in these comments.

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          I blame the onion for being too close to reality recently. They should adjust for to the absurdity inflation.

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        C’est le beaverton.

        He ate the beaver.

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      Can we give it to them?

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