A couple were at a party when they confided in some friends that they were having problems in the bedroom. Their friends admitted they too had problems there but were cured by a fantastic doctor and made the recommendation.
The couple went to this doctor. He did a very thorough physical examination and told them he thought he could help them. He said, “Step one is, on the way home, stop in a grocery store and buy a box of donuts and a bag of cherries.” Then to the woman he said, “place a donut on your husband’s penis and slowly eat it off to get the spark back in your love-making.” Then to the man he said, “Place some cherries inside your wife and do the same thing. Enjoy.” So they did this and over time the excitement returned to the bedroom.
Later they met another couple with the same problem and recommended the doctor. So they went to the doctor, he did a thorough physical examination and said, “I’m sorry, but I can’t help you.” The couple was very distraught and didn’t know what to do. So they begged the doctor to help them. Eventually he reluctantly agreed and he said to them, “On the way home, I want you to stop at the grocery store and buy a box of Cheerios and a bag of apples…”
WARNING: This joke is not clean.
A couple were at a party when they confided in some friends that they were having problems in the bedroom. Their friends admitted they too had problems there but were cured by a fantastic doctor and made the recommendation.
The couple went to this doctor. He did a very thorough physical examination and told them he thought he could help them. He said, “Step one is, on the way home, stop in a grocery store and buy a box of donuts and a bag of cherries.” Then to the woman he said, “place a donut on your husband’s penis and slowly eat it off to get the spark back in your love-making.” Then to the man he said, “Place some cherries inside your wife and do the same thing. Enjoy.” So they did this and over time the excitement returned to the bedroom.
Later they met another couple with the same problem and recommended the doctor. So they went to the doctor, he did a thorough physical examination and said, “I’m sorry, but I can’t help you.” The couple was very distraught and didn’t know what to do. So they begged the doctor to help them. Eventually he reluctantly agreed and he said to them, “On the way home, I want you to stop at the grocery store and buy a box of Cheerios and a bag of apples…”
(Place laughter here.)