Return_of_Chippy@lemmy.world to Ask Lemmy@lemmy.world · 3 天前What is your absolute favorite joke?message-squaremessage-square156linkfedilinkarrow-up1124arrow-down11file-text
arrow-up1123arrow-down1message-squareWhat is your absolute favorite joke?Return_of_Chippy@lemmy.world to Ask Lemmy@lemmy.world · 3 天前message-square156linkfedilinkfile-text
minus-squareHeHoXa@lemmy.ziplinkfedilinkarrow-up6·1 天前All of Mitch Hedberg’s jokes. There was some study done by some ivy league school on the components of comedy and jokes that produced “the funniest joke,” which I do like. Kyle and Clark are out hunting and get separated. Kyle sees a deer off in the distance and BOOM. It goes down. Kyle’s excitement quickly turns to horror as he draws closer and realizes he’s shot Clark by mistake. Panicking, he calls 911. “Hello, emergency.” “YOUGOTTAHELPMEWEWEREOUTHUNTINGANDISHOTHIMHE’SDEADWHATDOIDOOHMYGODOHMYGODWHATDOIDOISHOTHIMHELPMEFUCKFUCK” “Sir! Sir. Please calm down. First things first, I need you to make sure he’s actually dead.” “Okay!” BOOM “Now what?”
All of Mitch Hedberg’s jokes.
There was some study done by some ivy league school on the components of comedy and jokes that produced “the funniest joke,” which I do like.
Kyle and Clark are out hunting and get separated. Kyle sees a deer off in the distance and BOOM. It goes down.
Kyle’s excitement quickly turns to horror as he draws closer and realizes he’s shot Clark by mistake. Panicking, he calls 911.
“Hello, emergency.”
“YOUGOTTAHELPMEWEWEREOUTHUNTINGANDISHOTHIMHE’SDEADWHATDOIDOOHMYGODOHMYGODWHATDOIDOISHOTHIMHELPMEFUCKFUCK”
“Sir! Sir. Please calm down. First things first, I need you to make sure he’s actually dead.”
“Okay!” BOOM “Now what?”