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minus-squareacockworkorange@mander.xyzlinkfedilinkEnglisharrow-up33·2 months agoDo you have any idea how little that narrows it down?
minus-squareokwhateverdude@lemmy.worldlinkfedilinkarrow-up6·2 months agoCannibalism of a zombie wizard? I feel like the zombie wizard aspect narrows it down to a few hundred
minus-squarebuttmasterflex@piefed.sociallinkfedilinkEnglisharrow-up5·2 months agoDon’t forget the self-dealing necromancy! If Jesus is considered the son of god and also god (whole trinity myth), then him being raised from the dead means he is both a zombie and a necromancer.
minus-squareacockworkorange@mander.xyzlinkfedilinkEnglisharrow-up3·2 months agoA Lich! Buuurn heeeeer! No, wait.
minus-squareOmgpwnies@lemmy.worldlinkfedilinkEnglisharrow-up2·2 months agoIf you want to go one further, those that die and go to heaven are “one with God”, so you’re also eating Grandma
Do you have any idea how little that narrows it down?
Cannibalism of a zombie wizard? I feel like the zombie wizard aspect narrows it down to a few hundred
Don’t forget the self-dealing necromancy! If Jesus is considered the son of god and also god (whole trinity myth), then him being raised from the dead means he is both a zombie and a necromancer.
A Lich! Buuurn heeeeer! No, wait.
I got better!
If you want to go one further, those that die and go to heaven are “one with God”, so you’re also eating Grandma
Does it matter?