The wife sets out fruit for the birds, and then this bugger steals it. Very guilty face!

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      2 months ago

      Please let him know I’ll defend him pro-bono against these allegations. Everyone else became an expert in bird-law, I went a different route and became a primate paralegal

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        2 months ago

        He said Oook oook and then threw some shit at me. Not sure what that means.

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          2 months ago

          According to animal law adding any form of waste onto another object means you own it… You are now his property