One of a number of possible choices or courses of action.

Stale Parsnip

Denial is pretty high on my personal go-to list, have you tried that yet?

Masturbation

Not an alternative (if you live in germany).

We kill the batman

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The alternative of what?

I guess how, why or when are all good alternatives.

All rules are inversed. Maximum speed signs are now minimum, government pays you 45% of the pay you give to the company you work for, you can only marry withing your family (like royals),

Hmm… Hmm… Either I’m missing something, or you didn’t mention the ‘alternative of what?’ part.