I briefly went back in time myself and ended up in someone’s apartment of some painter guy.
I hit an easel and it dropped causing a noise. He woke up and starting dabbling “you filthy thief!” and took out a knife. We fought and I cut his ear off in the fight. Then I suddenly was brought back, so I must have disappeared in front of his eyes.
I heard he went crazy afterwards with history accusing him
that he cut off his own ear,
but I’m afraid to look him up now on wikipedia.
I went back before the enshitification of the internet and made a joke about how if people don’t care about quality and ease of use (shown by what they buy) then why sell quality?
It was meant as a joke. The wrong person heard it.
My bad. 😞
I went and told Genghis Khan that pretty much the entirety of Asia called his mom fat.
I had no idea he’d overreact that much…
I went back and convinced the Fruit of the Loom people to remove the cornucopia from the logo
After that happened. Did you say we need to Van Go back to the Future?
I went back to Boston in seventeen-seventy-something and threw some tea in the harbour. Someone thought I was trying to start a protest and everyone joined in. Now, what used to be part of the British empire is this weird country called the Untied States and it’s run by a megalomaniac.