• otter@lemmy.dbzer0.comEnglish
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      4 months ago

      If we agree that “vampires” ≈ “blood-sucking parasites that drain an entire region via insatiable, unchecked, myopic greed”, then Anna’s is one of the legendary Van Helsings. ✊🏼

  • Zorque@lemmy.worldEnglish
    4·
    4 months ago

    Well, for the first three seasons. Then it’s about visiting an older man’s apartment.

    • MinnesotaGoddam@lemmy.worldEnglish
      2·
      4 months ago

      what, you didn’t have a strange older man in your friends group in college?

      guess what ours went to prison for

      i’ll wait

      filing the serial numbers off rifles and selling them to the ATF. on his first try. what a dipshit.

      that is definitely not what everyone in the friends group guessed first tho. drama departments, dude.

  • TwilitSky@lemmy.worldEnglish
    4·
    4 months ago

    The library is a place where defensive items (books) and offensive weapons (books) are found. It serves absolutely no other purpose.