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Canuck@sh.itjust.works to Wizards@lemmy.world · 1 个月前

Do you have a coven?

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Do you have a coven?

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Canuck@sh.itjust.works to Wizards@lemmy.world · 1 个月前
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  • Mister Neon@lemmy.world
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    I’m an emotionally distraught wizard that could use the emotional support of a group of witches. I wouldn’t even make it weird. I’d wash the cauldron and goblets when needed.

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      I only have me and a cat in the coven right now, but I can make hot cocoa and listen to how wizard magic is different than witch magic while I knit you up some nice mittens (they have protection magic in them!)

      • Mister Neon@lemmy.world
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        If you knit me something I’m going to break down and cry while pondering my orb.

        • JohnWorks@sh.itjust.works
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          Crying in da club orb

        • RebekahWSD@lemmy.world
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          I haven’t finished anything in awhile, so that might be a sticking point, but I have lots of unfinished projects!

    • Valmond@lemmy.dbzer0.com
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      Never wash the cauldron!!

      • Mister Neon@lemmy.world
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        I can do that.

      • MinnesotaGoddam@lemmy.world
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        Our precious patina

      • Bahnd Rollard@lemmy.world
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        Its Cast Iron!!!

    • zr0@lemmy.dbzer0.com
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      Oh you’d only have to was one thing: my itchy, witchy slitchy

  • 🍉 DrRedOctopus 🐙🍉@lemmy.world
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    as one of the few guys in my feminist queer group, i feel exactly like that

  • starchylemming@lemmy.world
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    this is what it feels like to hang out with “crazy” alt girls

    • 🍉 DrRedOctopus 🐙🍉@lemmy.world
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      honestly, the healthiest and more wholesome friend group I’ve been in.

      • starchylemming@lemmy.world
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        all covens should get a wizard. they reduce infighting by 33%

        adding more wizards doesn’t increase this value. its hard coded.

        • 🍉 DrRedOctopus 🐙🍉@lemmy.world
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          Bullshit, as the wizard in my coven, I’m the drama stirrer around.

          Someone has to spice up covens with drama, and there’s no reason why the wizard can’t do that.

          • starchylemming@lemmy.world
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            your individual drama stat is just way higher than the flat modifier

            spice wizard

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            Have you read about the monkeysphere? I think every monkeysphere/coven needs a shit stirrer and that role can rotate. It’s you right now! Hooray! Not only is it a fun role, you kind of get to decide what the group does.

            • 🍉 DrRedOctopus 🐙🍉@lemmy.world
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              never heard it called “monkeysphere”.

              But yes, shitstirrers have a vital function in group dynamics.

  • dandelion@lemmy.blahaj.zone
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    every man just wants to be one of the girls, right? (right!?)

    • Billegh@lemmy.world
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      I installed Arch Linux for that purpose, dear. Sign me up!

  • sik0fewl@piefed.ca
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    As a lone wizard, this really hit home.

    • 🍉 DrRedOctopus 🐙🍉@lemmy.world
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      go find a coven then.

  • WorldsDumbestMan@lemmy.today
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    I reached 30 while being a virgin.

    I’m a wizard, right?

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      I’m sorry, you got pranked. You can join the coven tho. We have cheese and tea

  • bountygiver [any]@lemmy.ml
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    now invite them to the tower

  • sbv@sh.itjust.works
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    Isn’t that Bartlebus? Wait until he gets into the mead and they’ll find out why.

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    Happy Ostarra evrybody

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    The deep longing, like found family

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    Bad Girl Coven :p

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    Seems like a good setup for a harem anime

    “The Wizard’s Coven” he takes on whiches that got rejected from joining covens

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