Gughaugh! Ugh ughagh!

Don’t worry, all you have to do is lie there and it’ll be over before you know it.

Looks like it’s been a while. When was your last time?

I think you need a filling.

That’ll be $299.

You can spit in the sink when you’re done gargling.

You may feel a little prick.

Please put your clothes on and leave before I call the police.

Do you need a local anaesthetic or should I drill without?

Open wide

Awwahhh ahhh heeeaaww eewwwrrr ahhggck.

*spitting noises