• 7bicycles [he/him]@hexbear.net
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    11 months ago

    Increases the chances of the owner dying and going to Techno-Valhalla (very cool and straight)

    See this doesn’t work because the corolla can’t be the gay soymobile and also being slain by it gets you into valhalla. Ya gotta pick one. I say it stays the gay soymobile and every cybertruck driver killed by one is put down to “skill issue” and gets to whatever the opposite of valhalla is