We had a super Christian lady in my first job, always smiling and happy and telling us how gods got a plan for us all. I tried reading the bible to see if I could get some of that blessed happiness. In the first 10 minutes of reading god makes everything, sees its shit, spakes “whoopeth” and fireballs everyone to ash and starts again.

Thats the being they truly believe is in charge of everything and they’re happy. Scares the shit out of me.