• hedge_lord@lemmy.worldEnglish
    10·
    6 days ago

    A while ago I was listening to a song. It was about some guy singing about how much he loved his baby, and how it makes his life worth living. I thought to myself “wow that’s heartwarming, this guy really loves his child!” And then he starts singing about how he loves when his baby touches him… and now I’m not so happy about the song.

    Why so many mating songs?? Why not platonic love songs? Why not songs about good deeds? Why not songs about folk legends? There should definitely be a song about putting pineapple on pizza! That is song-worthy!

    • krooklochurm@lemmy.ca
      3·
      6 days ago

      I want to hear more songs about fucking sheep. I still haven’t rebuilt my pc so I can’t make a song out of this at the moment but:

      On the edge

      By Krooklochurm

      A sheep fucking country ballad

      (Verse 1)

      They said we’d never be together and I’ve been losing sleep

      But they always say the same things and I won’t be fleeced

      I’m goin crazy for you in my pickup driving east

      Those other girls are okay but they’re all just sheep

      I put my four wheels in a u turn and I want to scream, because

      (Chorus)

      I’M ON THE EDGE WITH YOU,

      AND I CAN’T BEAR TO BE APART

      WE’RE JUST TWO BROKEN VALVES WORN OUT OF SYNC IN DIFFERENT HEARTS

      PULLED THE WOOL FROM MY EYES AND ILL NEVER PUT IT BACK,

      BECAUSE I PUSH YOU TO THE EDGE… AND YOU PUSH BACK

      (Verse 2)

      Even if my friends abhor you

      babe I swear I’ll never bore you

      When we’re driving in my pickup truck

      I look back and I’m awestruck

      When we’re at our secret spot I know that I’m in luck

      And if loves a cliff it’s clear

      The future is precipitous and shear

      But if you push me through it all

      I swear I’ll never let you fall, because

      (Chorus)

      I’M ON THE EDGE WITH YOU,

      AND I CAN’T BEAR TO BE APART

      WE’RE JUST TWO BROKEN VALVES WORN OUT OF SYNC IN DIFFERENT HEARTS

      PULLED THE WOOL FROM MY EYES AND I WILL NEVER PUT IT BACK,

      BECAUSE I PUSH YOU TO THE EDGE… AND YOU PUSH BACK

      (Spoken)

      The world does not approve

      They say I’m sick and out of place

      But terra firma’s where we stand,

      the sea below, your curls, my hands,

      the wind upon my face

      I grab you and I lose control and push you to the brink

      Our love will grow, I know I think, because

      (Chorus)

      I’M ON THE EDGE WITH YOU,

      AND I CAN’T BEAR TO BE APART

      WE’RE JUST TWO BROKEN VALVES WORN OUT OF SYNC IN DIFFERENT HEARTS

      PULLED THE WOOL FROM MY EYES AND I WILL NEVER PUT IT BACK,

      BECAUSE I PUSH YOU TO THE EDGE… AND YOU PUSH BACK

      (OUTRO)

      WHEN I’M ON THE EDGE WITH YOU,

      I CAN’T BEAR TO BE APART

      WE PUMP IN SYNC JUST LIKE TWO VALES IN THE SAME OL’ HEART

      BUT THEN THE WOOL’S OVER MY EYES, I JUST PUT IT BACK

      YOU PUSHED ME FROM THE EDGE… AND I WALKED BACK