• vrek@programming.dev
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    8 months ago

    My roommate had his kids stay for a few weeks. The one was 6 and accidentally fell and skinned his knee. I told him we would have to amputate but continued to run into problems… After about 20 minutes when I was trying to cut his leg off with a laddle usually used for pasta he finally figured out I wasn’t not really trying (for example all my kitchen knives were only sharp on the wrong side). His father came home and the kid complained that I “tried to amputate my leg”… My roommate just responded “well he did a good enough job reattaching it”. He was so concerned with getting his leg amputated he completely forgot that he skinned his knee.

    Yes he was fine. No real harm and within the twenty minutes he was laughing and telling me I was silly for trying to cut his leg with a laddle.