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rumschlumpel@feddit.org to Greentext@sh.itjust.worksEnglish · 8 个月前

anon has figured it out

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anon has figured it out

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rumschlumpel@feddit.org to Greentext@sh.itjust.worksEnglish · 8 个月前
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  • msage@programming.dev
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    Problem: kidneys not working

    Problem persists after not caring.

    • TommyJohnsFishSpot@lemy.lol
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      >kidneys fail

      >die

      >no more problems ever

      • msage@programming.dev
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        Dying is kind of a permanent problem.

        • sugar_in_your_tea@sh.itjust.works
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          Or a permanent solution, it’s all about perspective.

        • ⛓️‍💥@sh.itjust.works
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          8 个月前

          Only for the living

        • brem@sh.itjust.works
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          Only if you truly lived

    • cassandrafatigue@lemmy.dbzer0.com
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      Yes but it’s not a problem if you don’t care.

      • msage@programming.dev
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        Oh it is.

        • cassandrafatigue@lemmy.dbzer0.com
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          Only if you care about some other stuff.

          Which you don’t have to.

        • Korhaka@sopuli.xyz
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          Sounds like someone elses problem. I won’t even write a will, they can argue over it

    • brem@sh.itjust.works
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      Sell kidneys to black market.

      “Slightly used”

      …invest kidney money in NFT

      Purchase 4 new kidneys

      P R O F I T

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        invest kidney money in NFT

        lose all your money and kidneys

  • 𞋴𝛂𝛋𝛆@lemmy.world
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    Social stigma (dogma) is the primary cause of harm

    • algorithmae@lemmy.sdf.org
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      should practice ligma instead

      • 𞋴𝛂𝛋𝛆@lemmy.world
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        mmm salty

    • cassandrafatigue@lemmy.dbzer0.com
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      That¹ or cars, yes.

      ¹assuming Nazis are included in that

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    This got me through so much. Others stressed or sad they can’t afford the life they see others have in social media.

    That guy has an expensive sports car. lol, don’t care. My bike cost less than his monthly payments, I am so winning.

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    Misphrased; not “don’t care” – Embrace the suck!

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