The Picard Maneuver@startrek.website to Comic Strips@lemmy.world · 1 year agoAre you prepared to be judged? [Martin Rosner]startrek.websiteimagemessage-square23fedilinkarrow-up1651arrow-down17cross-posted to: atheistmemes@lemmy.world
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minus-squarequery@lemmy.worldlinkfedilinkarrow-up54·1 year agoSo presumably he hadn’t, because all life in the sea pees there. Or Poseidon just doesn’t like pools, and it’s a trick question.
minus-squareThe Picard Maneuver@startrek.websiteOPlinkfedilinkarrow-up40·1 year agoHe finds pools an unnatural mockery of nature.
minus-squareRGB3x3@lemmy.worldlinkfedilinkEnglisharrow-up12·1 year agoRestricting water in such a way is cruel. It’s like a prison for water.
minus-squareOtakuAltair@lemm.eelinkfedilinkEnglisharrow-up6·1 year agoThe pool water yearns for freedom
minus-squarejopepa@lemmy.worldlinkfedilinkarrow-up2arrow-down1·1 year agoPool water oughta stop sloshing around and get a job. Freedom isn’t free.
minus-squareAnUnusualRelic@lemmy.worldlinkfedilinkFrançaisarrow-up7·1 year agoNone of the fish are in heaven either. Those filthy fish.
minus-squarePerfide@reddthat.comlinkfedilinkarrow-up4·edit-21 year agoPoseidon is the God of water, I think he understands how dilution works. Peeing in the ocean? Basically didn’t do anything, essentially untraceable. Peeing in the pool? Nasty af, and easily(ish) detectable.
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So presumably he hadn’t, because all life in the sea pees there.
Or Poseidon just doesn’t like pools, and it’s a trick question.
He finds pools an unnatural mockery of nature.
Restricting water in such a way is cruel. It’s like a prison for water.
The pool water yearns for freedom
Pool water oughta stop sloshing around and get a job. Freedom isn’t free.
None of the fish are in heaven either. Those filthy fish.
Poseidon is the God of water, I think he understands how dilution works. Peeing in the ocean? Basically didn’t do anything, essentially untraceable. Peeing in the pool? Nasty af, and easily(ish) detectable.