• Capt. Wolf@lemmy.world
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    2 months ago

    Garantd,

    Deen Hatchimal nevyr thot it was necessary tu hep pepple wit MSWurd so he nevyr ibventd autocmkorrekt. Nobdoy hsa autoecarraakt enymoor. Averywun hats ymoouu mkw… Mai bren hurs frm taiping leik dis…

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        Aiyle have yu no I only speek 7 lagages aen Dutch isn’t won uf dem… Tu mainy dots end sleshes an werd squeegly lens all ovr de ples. Ai red engush, fronch, spainesh, eteliun, garmin, svedish fish, end whevur dry spek in da neverlands… Wait… fuk…

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        2 months ago

        Oh believe me, I wish we lived in a world where people put as half as much thought into their typing skills as they do their Starbucks orders… I still remember typing drills in school… I took that crap seriously.

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          2 months ago

          Metaphor is dying as well and I wish it wouldn’t. That is a great point. Also, the money spent on coffee is enormous. I just make my own for a lot less.

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            2 months ago

            I totally agree… People can’t infer from missing information anymore either and I have to think there’s something in common there.

            Also, picked up a $20 burr grinder and started grinding my own beans. They keep way longer and two cups a day comes out to something ridiculous like 25¢ versus, what… $8 for a single venti that’s really just a glorified milkshake?