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      6 days ago

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      “COME ON DOWN TO CRAZY DOLAN’S WHERE WE’RE PRACTICALLY GIVING AWAY INFLUENCE! WANNA TAKE OVER EUROPE LMAO HERE’S MY VENMO! WANT US TO GO FROM G’DAY TO G’DLUCK WITH AUSTRALIA? THAT’LL BE ONE TRUMP HOTEL AND A DANCE WITH A GLOWING ORBwow!!!. ACT NOW, THESE DEALS WON’T LAST, BECAUSE PETER THIEL JUST CASH APP’D ME TO DRONE STRIKE THE FCC AND WHO FUCKING KNOWS WHAT’LL HAPPEN AFTER THAT”